It's a known fact that humor and attitude help the body's healing processes in these ways:
I have taken the liberty of adding my friend's email message below (without her name), to help you get into the spirit of helping other people feel better through humor.
To your good health,
Grandpa Mel
I've sent this email out a few years ago when my friend, Devorah sent it
to me. I was crying when I read this because I was laughing so
hard...truly a belly laugh. Please enjoy it and PLEASE PLEASE send along
anything belly laugh funny...this helps to enhance immunity for
everybody. I especially need to enhance my immunity right
now!!!
Love, M.
A Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by
black-market organ thieves? My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick.. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my
new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached
at least three inches lower than my original. I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and
was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.
This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me
next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR
FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were
gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding
in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.
P.S. These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do
it????